you can turn pretty much anything into a weapon with enough creativity and improvisational skill but a crowbar is one of those pieces of equipment that looks like it was originally designed to be used as a weapon before it was ever a tool in the first place
ALTthis thing literally looks like it was designed for a 1920s mob henchman named Trenchcoat Tony to wreck your kneecaps with before someone took a look at it and was like hey what if we used this on buildings
Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?
I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?
I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.
I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.
When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.
Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the way
My first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that
I miss summer 2016. It felt like an innocent fun time.
Pokemon Heritage Post
Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious
I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.
with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched
(bursts out laughing at the perfectly synchronized moment)
…Yeah, I’m a cheap date. (SHRUG)
actual footage of the inside of brain rn
have you guys heard about cats
they go meow btw. not that you care
I care very much, keep going
ok so get this they have ears that go △
What about their eyes??
🌘🌒
im sorry but this is what i thought of first
big cat eye badonkas
big nyaturals???
saw this thread and really loved it but what i liked most is that it taught this kid that if a book isn’t for you, even if you really want to like it, it’s okay to stop reading it and come back to it another time when you are ready. there were so many books i slogged through as a kid because i felt like i had to prove that i could read them since i *loved* reading so i simply had to finish this book or i didn’t actually love to read. silly, really. the more kids who don’t ascribe to that thinking the better. really great of both the dad and the librarian for allowing the kid access to the stephen king book and allowing him make the decision on whether or not it was for him by himself.
Greg Ellis is an MRA who sent revenge porn of his wife to coworkers and is permanently barred from seeing his children
i love my cat more than anything in the world but she sort of looks like a sad uncertain little orphan child when she follows me from room to room. i think it's her very large eyes + the black 'eyeliner' around them. she just always looks like an unsure toddler about to burst into tears
The sad Victorian child giving me her most tortured look because I told her to stop eating my tissues
tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
who did you have to kill to get that URL
this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock
hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza
ALTthis is exactly the way i meant it :) the sooner u love urself the sooner we can all play mario kart btw. but its ok if u take a while. we are not going anywhere
