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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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manywinged

you can turn pretty much anything into a weapon with enough creativity and improvisational skill but a crowbar is one of those pieces of equipment that looks like it was originally designed to be used as a weapon before it was ever a tool in the first place

manywinged

A plain steel crowbar.ALT

this thing literally looks like it was designed for a 1920s mob henchman named Trenchcoat Tony to wreck your kneecaps with before someone took a look at it and was like hey what if we used this on buildings

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“ Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable...
moriartystayingalive

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

moriartystayingalive

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

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I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

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I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

moriartystayingalive

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

nerdgasrnz

Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the way

blacksheepboybucky

My first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that

thesanityclause

I miss summer 2016. It felt like an innocent fun time.

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Pokemon Heritage Post

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fattyatomicmutant

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

raccoonnation

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

kittykat8311

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

dduane

(bursts out laughing at the perfectly synchronized moment)

…Yeah, I’m a cheap date. (SHRUG)

moonblossom

actual footage of the inside of brain rn

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marisatomay

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saw this thread and really loved it but what i liked most is that it taught this kid that if a book isn’t for you, even if you really want to like it, it’s okay to stop reading it and come back to it another time when you are ready. there were so many books i slogged through as a kid because i felt like i had to prove that i could read them since i *loved* reading so i simply had to finish this book or i didn’t actually love to read. silly, really. the more kids who don’t ascribe to that thinking the better. really great of both the dad and the librarian for allowing the kid access to the stephen king book and allowing him make the decision on whether or not it was for him by himself.

deafmic
deafmic

i love my cat more than anything in the world but she sort of looks like a sad uncertain little orphan child when she follows me from room to room. i think it's her very large eyes + the black 'eyeliner' around them. she just always looks like an unsure toddler about to burst into tears

deafmic

The sad Victorian child giving me her most tortured look because I told her to stop eating my tissues


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